Me, oh my, Montana

Let’s weigh some pros and cons, Montana….

PRO:

Montana has the largest wild elk herd in the US.

CON:

Montana has the largest wild elk herd in the US.

PRO:

It’s called the “Treasure State”. We like treasures.

CON:

Montana is on record for having the coldest temperature in the contiguous US.

CON:

Practically no one lives there. There are more cattle than people.

PRO:

Our dear friend, who shall remain nameless (you know who you are) lives there.

Con:

It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

PRO:

There is no pro that outweighs THAT, Montana. But, we don’t fish…so….

So, how does this all balance out? Well, only a date will tell. We will re-visit Glacier National Park, we will eat your huckleberry ice cream, and we will try so many of your beers. But, those elk, man, those elk.

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