Kansas is the only state we do not plan on dating. We’d be open to it, we guess, but do we really have anything in common with Kansas?
Even when Kansas tries to convince us to date her… like on this state tourism website…. she comes up with selling points involving grain elevators.
On our first date with each other, Cas peppered Caitlyn with questions like “do you believe in evolution”? A “no” would have been a deal breaker. In Kansas, teachers can’t teach that evolution surely happened. So, unless one of you has a compelling reason for us to see Kansas, that doesn’t involve grain or a ball of twine, we will politely decline Kansas’ advances.